I can never tell what will make my wife jealous. I am very blessed to have a wife who doesn’t care that I take pictures of pretty girls, often dressed in very little. We talk about stuff I figure other couples would be shocked about. But then she’d get jealous at the strangest stuff.
I’ve been trying to think of a name for my new computer. I’ve had it for weeks and it is still named “Ron Davis’ Computer”. How lame is that?
I tend to name my machines after women. My car is named Shelia. I wanted a similar name for my computer. I also knew it was going to have a Goth feel to it because I’m immersed in hot goth chicks right now.
On our trip this weekend I was listening to a podcast and came up with the name Violet. The podcast was open source sex hosted by Violet Blue. I turned to the Mrs and said “How about Violet for my computer’s name?”
And she gave me the look.
Apparently she didn’t like Violet. “Are you listening to Violet Blue?”
I wasn’t afraid to tell her. She’d listened to Violet’s podcast before and liked it. So I said “Yes”.
“You can’t name your computer after her.”
We ended up discussing it over a couple of days. Where I contended it wasn’t really named after Violet Blue, but rather inspired by her. When I think of Violet, I think of a little girl in a field of flowers. Dressed in black, with pale skin and blond hair. Not much like VB.
But to her it would be “another women contending for my attention”. I think she meant she was more jealous of time spent on the computer than Violet Blue.
I had put forth the name Victoria, but also rejected it because I felt it too hard to type.
Tonight I reconsidered and she approved because she doesn’t know any Victorias. I told her I was naming it after Joel Olsteen’s wife, just to make it a real person.
Then I said she’d have a secret middle name. Which of course was guessed to be Violet. But she approved of it this time.
And it feels very goth. Would make a great goth model name.
[This message typed on Victoria Violet]
(This is also probably the only place on the internet where Violet Blue and Joel Olsteen are both linked to from the same post.)
very goth. good job. now she just needs a royal title. Like Countess Victoria Violet, or something. haha. then she needs a title like you have (Ronaldo, Stealer of the Souls)…such as “Countess Victoria Violet, keeper of the files” haha. ok, i’ll stop.
I considered Victoria for a modeling name.
I like it. And you’re probably quite right about this being the only place those two will be linked.