Why is it that California has to burst into flame every year?

I have a theory. See there is a gateway to Hell in Californian. OK there are probably more than one. What happens is various Californian devil worshipers go to church and they sometimes bring some fire and brimstone with home with them and start these fires. Or maybe they just leave the door open.

The EPA should really check into regulating these open Hell doors. Of course there is the whole freedom of religion thing working against them.

I know some of you aren’t buying this. But what is the other disaster California is famous for? No not the politics. The earth opening and swallowing people. Sounds like a gateway to Hell to me.

An no I haven’t been watching too much Buffy.