While surfing Lithium Picnic’s Live Journal I found a link to an interview with the photographer. It is one of those interviews that is made up totally of off the wall questions.
With delusions of grandeur, I thought I’d answer them myself.
Please describe your most recent brush with danger.
Lunch at Gunspoint while not carrying.
When was the last time you felt like you were very close to understanding something intangible?
Last weekend when I thought I knew what I wanted to know.
What is the closest thing you know of to dreaming awake?
When was the last time you felt a sense of mysterious urgency?
Every day around 5:30 PM.
Please enliven our day with an anecdote.
Last night I outed a potential model to her boyfriend by accident. She and my wife had to run off and attempt to hide the evidence so she could deny it.
If your eyes came down with amnesia, how would you jog their memory so as to be able to see again?
Listen to some metal music?
How close is what we fear to what attracts us?
Close. It’s why opposites attract.
Which would you rather have in your mailbox each morning:
1.A new and different photograph of heaven
2.A photograph of the most important thing that will happen to you the following day.
A picture of Heaven. It would put things in perspective.
Please recommend something memorable to speak aloud moments before your wedding to a rival pirate’s beloved is disrupted by his appearance aboard your ship.
“Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father: prepare to die.”
Please describe an impressionable moment from your teenage years.
There was a time I threatened to kill my brother for embarrassing me in public. I learned to think before I spoke.