Got this link a couple of days ago. The audio is a funny as the video.
Month: March 2003
Stripper comebacks
Maybe this should be under women :> Great comebacks for strippers. I hope they are smart enough to use these only on the assholes and not every customer. Has a buddy once who would sit and talk to a dancer for an hour and then not want a dance because he respected her. Apparently that…
Texas has a bigger army than Australia
Fascinating article about how Texas makes up 18% of the Army. That means we have a bigger army than “Australia, Libya, or Saudi Arabia, and nearly as many as Israel and Greece”. “A Texan is eight times more likely to be in uniform than a New Yorker.” Like Duh. Of course a commenter says Army…
Books for Soliders
Via Sgt. Stryker: A new site is up to facilitate sending books to soldiers. Books for Soldiers.
Don’t wear red on your next trip to vegas
Via Fark: Casino security cameras can see right through red clothing.
All in one script
I managed to get both the regular referrer and the keyword referrer scripts into one file. But then I had to break them out because of the way PHP includes works under Nucleus. Still most of the functions are in one file and there are two small files for including in my pages. Here’s a…
Search Referrer Script
I did a major rewrite of the search word referrer script I got from scriptygodness. What this does is read a file that contains URLs, assumably referring URLs, and generates the HTML. I am currently using the lgf script above to generate the file. I’ll be working on one of my own soon. The original…
Blogroll script
Been doing a little work on the site and this has involved writing some PHP code. I thought I’d share the scripts so others could benefit. I’ve created a new category for scripts and moved a couple of previous posts to it. Today I wrote a script to read in an OPML file and output…