Why is it that California has to burst into flame every year?
I have a theory. See there is a gateway to Hell in Californian. OK there are probably more than one. What happens is various Californian devil worshipers go to church and they sometimes bring some fire and brimstone with home with them and start these fires. Or maybe they just leave the door open.
The EPA should really check into regulating these open Hell doors. Of course there is the whole freedom of religion thing working against them.
An no I haven’t been watching too much Buffy.